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“If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance” George Bernard Shaw
Skeletons in the Closet
I found some skeletons, deep in my closet I don’t know how they got there, possibly it was a good idea as a deposit Now, I know this house is old, drafty and has leaky faucets Yes, and it has caused quite the dent in my wallet
But as you can probably surmise And imagine my total surprise When these bones from the past Out from their hiding splashed
So now, I am sitting on the floor Carefully watching the door Hoping to get these bones ridden To a place safe, secret, away hidden
Unfortunately, at this day and age, I don’t have a time portal Which could aide me to turn back time and make all normal Make past things right, to not to run away from the fights But, now I can only try to hide, that which I once let slide
People in glass houses, should not throw bones Keep off your microphones and telephones in your own homes You can never be too sure or safe So just remember to lock your secrets in a very safe place
Today I went off the edge I didn’t even take a pledge I pranced around like a Fred Astaire The others looking with a stare Laughing out very loud And feeling extremely proud An old tune from years ago Nothing to stop the show I started singing that tune Not being any kind of prune Why this happened you may ask It wasn’t anything from a flask Though I have one excuse to acquit The Coffee made me do it!