Posted in Freaky Friday: Tales of the odd and unexpected
If the Shoe Fits
“I like Cinderella, I really do. She has a good work ethic.
I appreciate a good, hard-working gal. And she likes shoes.
The fairy tale is all about the shoe at the end, and I’m a big shoe girl”
Little Red Riding Shoes
Meanwhile, in the deepest of forests, a young girl was on her way to the shoemakers house.
Hop, skip and a twirl,
Little Red Riding Shoes was about to hurl!
Too much fun, pardon the pun
Can cause a headache most foul
And make your stomach scream and growl!