Cat in the Bag

Posted in Caturday

“Women and cats
will do as they please,

and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea”
Robert A. Heinlein

Cat in the Bag

“I keep my cat
In my handbag”

Said the old hag
And, with a snag
Lighting a fag

“It’s not a gag,
so just cut me some slack”

She quickly snapped
As she zigzagged
A price tag
Like a yellow flag
Flashing on her ragtag
And out of fashion coat
Stepping into a boat
Flinging in her large tote
The cat sprung out
And onto the float
In a few quick strokes
She rowed across the moat


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